stage 1

Right. Brace yourself. Writing a story is a struggle. You're allowed to scoff. I will scoff too.
Anyway, it comes in stages for me.

The first, is the Helena Handbasket stage. I love coming up with names. Oh, and you're allowed to go all the way, even bordering on the obscene...like Bumpit Withurbutt...

Well. I'll come back with further stages. If anyone, anyone at all, happens to come across this entry, amuse me with your names.I will love you, and drool over you...

Oh, and why don't you figure that one out? Just recite it aloud over and over...it's bound to strike you at one point.