Every living thing who believes that education leads them to something very, very good is supposedly familiar with that curious, itching sensation on the bottom. The seating accommodation may be leather, skin or wood. The bottom still hurts. What does that tell you? Over-extended period of sitting without relief?

Then the focus should lie on revolutionary reasoning to get these bottoms off. What's the blockage? Lectures.

Impertinent question: Why should bottoms suffer for the privileges of education? Yes, bottoms are little people, but what about democracy? The liberty to get off when they need off? Come on.